If a talking pile of shit tried to convince me it was chocolate, I’d give it a fair listen. I love chocolate that much!I’m a gluttonous fuck. Let’s just get that out in the open right away. My name should probably be changed from Jeff to Might as well eat the whole thing at this point you piece of crap! I have to do a ridiculous amount of exercise … [Read more...]
UNFUNNY: The Dos and Don’ts of Becoming a Comedian
Who am I? Why Should You Care? I have no idea.... but if you have read up to this point, why not keep going and run the risk of getting some chuckles in today. My name is Jeff, and I used to kind of, sort of, be a comedian. I dabbled in stand-up and sketch comedy out in Los Angeles where I (and countless other hilarious individuals) did not … [Read more...]